I did a survey of 100 women and asked them the question, “who lies more, men or women?” 4% or women said “men cheat more”, 3% of women said that “women cheat more”. 93% of women said “you’ve read ‘The Game’ haven’t you? Fuck off you pathetic cunt.” I had sex with 0% of the women surveyed, but I masturbated over three of them. I would have surveyed more women, but I had approach anxiety. I expect to survey more women after I get my inner game handled.

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